• Front Cover
  
• Editorial
  
• To G Or Not To G
  
• Sketch Sketch
  
• Ode to Tescos
  
• The DougSoc Files: The Grossil
  
• The Information Superhighway: its effect on DougSoc
  
• Let's Rap With 1st Class
  
• The Meaning of Oxford
  
• Castration and Orgasm in the Starwars Trilogy
  
• Desert Island Disks
  
• Risotto
  
• President's Address
  
• So long and thanks...

Contributors:
Peter Gillin
Mat Page
Juliette White
Sarah Lawrence
Xavier Smith
Richard Blunt
Dale Klover
Paul Gilkerson
Phil Hallard
Matthew Graham

Thanks to Sarah for this little gem, written by Mrs M Musk of Penarth, South Glamorgan.

Ode to Tescos With Thanks for Their Thoughtfulness for the Disabled Shopper

We always shop in your store in Penarth,
(Well it's nearer than going to Bristol or Bath!)
I take my mother who's had a small stroke,
SHE'S got the money - I'm always broke!

We borrow your wheelchair which is a delight,
It's easy to push 'cos it's lovely and light.
But what we like best - and it shows that you care,
Is the way the trolley clamps onto the chair.

It makes it so easy to push Mum around,
Knowing the trolley is fixed safe and sound.
We've been around shopping in other stores,
But haven't found trolleys as good as yours.

So thank you Tescos - you ended our plight,
For disabled shoppers - you've got it just right.