• Front Cover
  
• Editorial
  
• To G Or Not To G
  
• Sketch Sketch
  
• Ode to Tescos
  
• The DougSoc Files: The Grossil
  
• The Information Superhighway: its effect on DougSoc
  
• Let's Rap With 1st Class
  
• The Meaning of Oxford
  
• Castration and Orgasm in the Starwars Trilogy
  
• Desert Island Disks
  
• Risotto
  
• President's Address
  
• So long and thanks...

Contributors:
Peter Gillin
Mat Page
Juliette White
Sarah Lawrence
Xavier Smith
Richard Blunt
Dale Klover
Paul Gilkerson
Phil Hallard
Matthew Graham

Tesco's sure do know how to pick them. Another poem kindly donated by Sarah, penned by the infamous Ruth Dunning from Uttoxeter

Let's Rap With 1st Class

Hey, Tesco Stores they're OK,
with FCS they're on their way,
exceeding our customers every needs,
knowing someday they'll succeed,
to be the number 1 retailer,
I'll tell you guys there's work to be done,
I'll tell you guys there's work to be done.
You know out boss he had this theory,
to keep our customers happy and cheery,
with eye contact and a smile,
it makes our day more worthwhile,
to keep our customers coming back,
and make him into a happy chap,
and make him into a happy chap,
Then there's the loyalty line and box,
this is the way the customer shops,
they may come in all sad and blue,
so now you know it's up to you,
your personality you must use,
to chase away all their blues,
and keep them in that happy box,
and keep them in that happy box.